Thursday, February 11, 2010

Please Meet The Squirrels

Please meet the panel of squirrels.
Here to provide you with answers to your every day life questions.

Cat Woman
(Sea-town)

Young professional by day.
Cat lady by night.
Shaken, not stirred.


Du5
(Indiana)

Smart-assed bitch.
Mouth like a sewer.
Heart of fucking gold.

Red
(The North Side)

She swims, bikes, and runs.
She has more friends than you.

Don't even try.

Knock Out
(NYC)
Blunt.
Competitive.
Opera.

Voice of Reason
(Law School Library)
A wise (wild) woman.
She IS the voice of reason
(unless she's inebriated).

Show Biz
(The City)

A skinny bitch.
An alcoholic bitch.
A virgin bitch.

Lunch Time
(Pittsburgh)
Career woman.
Accomplished Athlete.
Afternoon delight.

Communist Poland
(New Haven, Conn.)
She runs.
She studies.
She pisses people off.

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