Once upon a time, CW went out on a date with Mr. Chicago. He was the brother of Knock Out and a very spontaneous person. Without telling CW the who, what, when, where or why's of the date, Mr. C shows up unexpectedly. CW greets Mr. C in a moo-moo, wet hair and glasses (no make up) at the door. With balls of steel, CW ignores these facts and gives him a hug. Mr. C gives CW 5 minutes to compose herself and they are out the door. CW consists of wet hair, baseball cap, mascara and sneakers.
Mr. C drives CW to the local airport where Mr. C has rented a private plane for them to fly around the city. Afterwards, Mr. C and CW hit up their first bar of the evening. CW downs 2 beers before being dropped off to change for the evening.
Mr. C arrives back at CW's place with no car. The couple starts to walk down the street where around the corner there is a limo with a driver waiting with the door open. Champagne is inside and the next 45 minutes is spent drinking this bottle before dinner. CW downs 2 glasses of champagne.
The limo takes Mr. C and CW to the best restaurant in the city. While waiting for a table, CW downs a vodka tonic. At dinner, the couple enjoys a bottle of wine. CW downs 2 glasses of wine.
The limo picks up Mr. C and CW and takes them to the city's downtown bar district. The twosome bar hops where CW "thinks" she downs between 2-3 vodka tonics.
Mr. C drives CW to the local airport where Mr. C has rented a private plane for them to fly around the city. Afterwards, Mr. C and CW hit up their first bar of the evening. CW downs 2 beers before being dropped off to change for the evening.
Mr. C arrives back at CW's place with no car. The couple starts to walk down the street where around the corner there is a limo with a driver waiting with the door open. Champagne is inside and the next 45 minutes is spent drinking this bottle before dinner. CW downs 2 glasses of champagne.
The limo takes Mr. C and CW to the best restaurant in the city. While waiting for a table, CW downs a vodka tonic. At dinner, the couple enjoys a bottle of wine. CW downs 2 glasses of wine.
The limo picks up Mr. C and CW and takes them to the city's downtown bar district. The twosome bar hops where CW "thinks" she downs between 2-3 vodka tonics.
At the end of the night, the limo takes the two around the city - stopping at different hills to overlook the city. This is where the night takes a horrible turn. In the midst of finally deciding the couple is ready to go back to CW's place, the night's cocktails decide to ruin any chances of getting laid. CW immediately PUKES in the back seat of the limo - managing to cover Mr. C's sport coat (she was wearing), the back seat, the floor and (of course) the door CW was trying to open. CW is mortified.
After the driver helps clean up the mess CW has created, Mr. C takes her back to her place. Before he can get her inside, CW decides the neighbor's garden is the next best place besides the toilet to refund the rest of the night's expensive meal and drinks.
After the driver helps clean up the mess CW has created, Mr. C takes her back to her place. Before he can get her inside, CW decides the neighbor's garden is the next best place besides the toilet to refund the rest of the night's expensive meal and drinks.
CW does not remember if Mr. C was laughing or not at the time but was too mortified to even try to remember. He helped CW into bed and left her with a glass of water and a kiss on the forehead.
Sidenote: CW called Mr. Chicago the next day and told him how extremely mortified she was about what happened and he only laughed and just said, "Don't worry. I didn't realize those drugs I put in your drinks would have that affect on you."
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